Hollywood’s 15 Shortest Marriages Ever

From Kate Schweitzer in Marie Claire, the definitive list of ill-fated Hollywood marriages:

The lifespan of a typical celebrity relationship is shorter than that of a really bad fad … like harem pants, popped collars, or MySpace. But a celebrity marriage should really last the long haul (and by long haul, we mean: 12 months minimum).

Spoiler Alert! And you thought Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries 72 day marriage was short:

  • Rudolph Valentino & Jean Acker – 6 hours
  • Britney Spears & Jason Alexander – 2 days
  • Carmen Electra & Dennis Rodman – 9 days
  • Mario Lopez & Ali Landry – 2 weeks
  • Ethel Merman & Ernest Borgnine – 4 weeks
  • Chris Kattan & Sunshine Tutt – 8 weeks
  • Lisa Marie Presley & Nicolas Cage – 3 months
  • Renée Zellweger & Kenny Chesney – 4 months
  • Bradley Cooper & Jennifer Esposito – 4 months
  • Jennifer Lopez & Cris Judd – 4 months
  • Colin Farrell & Amelia Warner – 4 months
  • Sophia Bush & Chad Michael Murray – 5 months
  • Drew Barrymore & Tom Green – 5 months
  • Shannen Doherty & Ashley Hamilton – 5 months

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