A few quotes from Fake Steve on Google’s Chrome browser, and upcoming Chrome OS:
Our guys on the Safari team even had special toilet paper made up with a Chrome logo on every sheet. That’s how bad it is.
Regarding Google CEO Eric Schmidt who also sits on Apple’s Board of Directors:
Meanwhile, for the time being, I’ve instructed Apple security to revoke your pass at Infinite Loop, and I would really, really, really appreciate it if you would just not call me or come around here anymore.
Google Chrome is free but Fake Steve is priceless.