From Our new secret weapon sucks by Mark Leyner who managed to meet with Saul A. Jenks, CEO of JaniTech, and what it means to develop a vacuum cleaner for the military with 4.5 million air watts. Jenks:
It means that you could approach a cave in Tora Bora and vacuum out high-value targets. I’m talking about literally sucking the sons of bitches right out of there.
Oh, the secrets divulged over a beer at Hooter’s.