Michael Comeau in Minyanville points out Four Reasons Why iTV Will Be the Easiest Money Apple’s Ever Made, summed up in a phone conversation with his mom:
Mom: Michael, I can’t get the TV on and I want to watch The Sopranos.
Me: Are the TV and the cable box on?
Mom: I don’t know.
Me: Are the lights on them turned on?
Me: Okay, press input on the JVC remote.
Mom: Which one is that?
Me: The one that says JVC on it.
Mom: Okay. Should I press On?
Me: No, input.
Mom: Okay. I pressed it, but nothing’s happening.
Me: Keep pressing it.
Me: Never mind, I’m coming over.
Apple’s new TV; due soon to a rumor site near you.