From my News You Don’t Need To Know department (and ABC) comes the latest on Snooki and her dramatic weight loss.
Relax. You’re all delusional! I am in the best shape of my life. I have a lot of muscle mass and I feel the healthiest and happiest I’ve ever been. I enjoy working out, and being healthy and fit is important. I’m the size of a 5th grader, I’m supposed to be small. Accept it!
And an intellect to match?