Dr. Phil has become an overweight, well dressed Jerry Springer with less hair but just as bizarre guests.
Haley, 19, claims she’s nine days away from giving birth to a baby boy. She says her unborn son is Jesus and claims she often feels him kicking and moving in her stomach.
Uh, OK. That should be easy enough to prove, right?
However, Haley’s mother, Kristi, says her daughter is a “compulsive liar.” She says she has given her multiple pregnancy tests and taken her to different doctors, and all have concluded that Haley is not pregnant.
How about getting Dr. Travis Stork of the TV show The Doctors to figure this out (the irony of a pregnant woman carrying baby Jesus and being attended to by a Dr. Stork is not lost on me).
Time for an ultrasound, Dr. Stork:
The most notable thing on this ultrasound isn’t what we see, it’s what we don’t see
Nothing. Oh, wait. I got it. Jesus is invisible.