One of the cleverest takes on the Conform or Deny interview game by Barbara Marie Brannan with the setup:
The unfortunate part of this exercise is that Apple executives don’t really care much about such journalistic parlor tricks, and certainly wouldn’t make themselves available to someone who doesn’t work for the Times or the Post or other rags of more fame. So, I did what any red blooded, red-white-and-blue American pseudo journalist would do in such circumstances. I let my imagination rule. Hey, purveyors of fake news do it. Why not me?
And the sample:
Babs to VP Phil Schiller: Can Apple innovate?
Phil Schiller: Deny. The last item we designed and built to change the world was the Mac Pro, from four years ago. Nobody bought ’em, so we have about a year of inventory to sell before working on something new. I think the new version will have more ports or something. Maybe faster, too. Rose gold is coming. The warehouse has a lot of those old canister cases, though. It could be awhile.