The Register makes a good living out of delivering such nonsense in a contrite and sassy fashion. Andrew Orlowski:
Like a comedy sketch Lord Nelson, Apple CEO Tim Cook held the telescope to his eyepatch this week and told investors he couldn’t see any enemy ships.
The crisis that we in the media like to call “Peak Apple” has come and gone many times before.
It will again. Cook to CNBC’s Jim Cramer:
I do think, looking back, in the future, you will answer that question, Apple’s most important contribution to mankind has been in health.
Sounds like the a hint for new products. Health products. Why didn’t The Register see that?