Sound the ice cream truck alarm, because a accursed food is on its way: hot dog ice cream. The food fight began with the mustard company French’s, who announced their collaboration with Coolhaus to bring us French’s Mustard Ice Cream in honor of National Mustard Day on Saturday. Heinous, but not deplorable… But we’re not here to talk about them today. Another brand stepped up to the plate to challenge them, upping the culinary anté when it was really not necessary. Oscar Mayer has announced the Ice Dog Sandwich.
This is just wrong.